Monday, September 27, 2010

Satan's plan for women:

  • Through media, teach women that they are best suited for seduction or stupidity.
  • Through media, hold women to an unnatural and unrealistic physical standard, thus convincing them that they are physically inadequate: too fat, too skinny, too short, too tall, too much acne, wrong color hair, crooked teeth, etc.
  • Through women’s liberation, convince women that making a home and raising children are beneath them.
  • Through the rising cost of living, convince the few women who still want to raise their own children that they cannot do so without two incomes.
  • Take away the most empowering experience of a woman’s life: giving birth.
  • Put men in charge of birth, instead of women.
  • Change the language of conversation so women don’t “give birth,” instead doctors “deliver babies.”
  • Through the green movement, convince them that having children is selfish and a waste of limited resources.
  • For those women who still aren’t convinced, teach them that birth is painful, and they need twilight sleep or an epidural to block this pain, which will also block the empowering feelings and hormones that come immediately after birth.
  • For those women who aren’t convinced that birth is painful, convince them—and the doctors who advise them—that birth is incredibly dangerous, and they must have a doctor present to intervene excessively, “just in case.”
  • To make absolutely sure, give the system a misogynistic god-complex that will teach otherwise good doctors to intervene with extreme—usually surgical—measures for even the slightest, non-emergency complication.
  • To keep women from having too many children, make her experience so miserable that she suffers from varying degrees of post-traumatic stress and depression, which her doctors will pretend they don’t see, so they continue undiagnosed (see Solace for Mothers for proof).
  • For the women who make it through all that, bring in lawyers to threaten doctors into refusing to allow women to labor and submit them instead to surgery which is three times more dangerous to both mother and baby (source available upon request).
  • If a woman still refuses to believe all these lies, and overcomes every other obstacle, have a government agency take her children away when she later seeks medical treatment for them (look up baby Ruth Light).

Any of these sound familiar? How many have ensnared you?

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